Ramblings

Since I wrote a little sumpthin' sumpthin' earlier this week, I feel no need to be filled with guit for not writing something thoughtful for this Friday's entry. However, in order to get into the habit of putting something up, I'm just going to do some free-floating rambling. It should be monumentally horrid, so feel free to lambaste me.

1. I need coffee


Not right this second, but in general. I am being presented with a situation at work at which I may not be allowed to have coffee (or any other beverage or food) at my desk. While I understand that this is to protect the items my company handles, the thought of my being forced to consume one cup of coffee in 15 minutes for a two hour period is absurd. Coffee is a sacrament. It is meant to be savored. If it were meant to be gulped it would be served at room temperature. No coffee is a deal breaker.


2. Women don't f*ck around


This guy once said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Nancy Brinkner decided to test this theory by pulling Komen Race for th* c*re (I can't actually use their slogan without being sued) out of Planned Parenthood. Many people (a majority of which were women) rightly raised a ruckus. Brinker gave a luke-warm apology after 3 days and said Komen's pink posterior would resume taking a seat in the lap of Planned Parenthood. Ahhh, the power on an anrgy estrogen fueled mob. As a man, I'd like to give Nancy a piece of advice. A woman NEVER forgets when you've insulted or wronged her, EVER. You will always be know as "that right wing bitch who put politics above women's health." Your best bet is to resign and take your money laundering raising skills to the Republicans.


3. Love and Tolerate the Sh!t outta you!

I got a bro-hoof from a barista earlier this week. I also had to explain to a co-worker what the big deal about "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is. Simply put, Lauren Faust did a great job with the Power Puff Girls and has a creative team animating the Ponies. What started as a hipster-ish fascination with nostalgia has turn into a code of ethics for some. That code: Love & Tolerate. Proof is to the right.


What I love about this is that it is what every religion is at its core. Animated. With ponies. Everyone gets a pony.


I'm outta time. enjoy!